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shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

If you could add one animatronic to the game, what animal would it be, and what would it do?
Anonymous

textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria:

underpaidnightguard:

textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria:

If I could introduce one animatronic into the game?

It would be Giuseppe - The Italian Stereotype.
Armed with his thick, bristling mustache and equally thick, incredibly offensive Mario-esque accent, he would prepare pizzas for all of the “little paisanos” to enjoy with the help of Chica.

At night he, like the other animatronics, would try to hunt Mike down and brutally murder him. He tends to bait the player into keeping the door open by offering stale and store-bought piping hot and oven-fresh pizza.

Strangely, he doesn’t shriek like the other animatronics when he catches Mike. He instead lets out a cry of
"RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, PUT HIM IN THE COSTUMEOLI!"

-Mod S

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My God.

He actually did it.

Sweet jesus my sides.

-Mod S