Mostly Avengers, some Sherlock and funny text posts, and a little bit of Hetalia.

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I think my favorite thing in coulson’s office is his mini bus

#he probably takes it into the cockpit #and zooms it around beside melinda #like #hey melinda #melinda look #I’m flying the bus #inside the bus #I’m flying the bus while you’re flying the bus #melinda look at this #zoom zoooom #airplane noises #coulson pls #I am trying to fly this plane #this is what you asked me to do #coulson stop

#I can see it so easily tho#he probably did it for a week straight after he first brought Melinda onto the team#then one day she gave him a particularly severe look#and he just giggled one last time and left#and she was satisfied that he was finished#until she’s flying peacefully a few weeks/months later#and she just sees this grey spot out of the corner of her eye#and REALLY slowly#the replica of The Bus makes its way past her face#the airplane noises increasing in volume as more of it comes into view#until it’s passed her all the way and all that remains in the corner of her eye is Coulson’s stupid smile#and she has to take a deep breath and remind herself that it’s unprofessional to strangle co-workers who haven’t actively threatened her#’Look Melinda I’m flying the—’#’YES I SAW COULSON. GO PLAY WITH YOUR TEAM OF ADOPTED CHILDREN. I HAVE PILOTING TO DO.’
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heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea